Jul
24
2016

An Ode to the Smart-Phone

“Beloved”. I swore. “I’ll never give you up. Not until they pry you loose from my cold dead hands. Even if they offer me a flying car…” …continue reading

Mar
28
2016

Life-Changing Magic

I picked it up with considerable trepidation, convinced that long-dead relatives would emerge from its pages and ground me until I had cleaned my room. And then the crocodiles under my bed would eat me. “Ha!” they would crackle “We told you that you should have picked up your toys…” …continue reading

Feb
12
2016

The Dreariest Month

January is the month of no hope. …continue reading