Nov
05
2009

The Children’s Sermon

They wouldn't really bite off your head, would they?>I had the worst nightmare of my life last night, I dreamt I was in church, giving the children’s sermon. Have you ever watched a children’s sermon carefully? There is a sort of Christians fed to the Lions atmosphere. A lone adult walks up to the podium, and she sits rigidly in a straight backed chair. A mass of children rush up, covering the podium with their squiring wiggling bodies… …continue reading